offbeat tales & exotic scribbles

lump (v):
to move or fall suddenly and heavily

Flump (n):
a british sweet made of marshmellow which is forged into a succulent double helix of brightly coloured, sugary, hyperactive majesty

FLUMP (?!):
42 pages of outlandish storytelling, sensual magic, neon cream, psychotropic wonderment and weirdo daubings the likes of which will knee your eye-pips clean out of their twitchy little cups!